Month: January 2022

*Trigger warning, dark/semi-suicidal thoughts brought on by pain* I have never been good about drinking water. Never. To this day I still fall short. I’m doing better lately but even so….I don’t know what it is. I always feel like I’ve drowned myself if I drink too much, I just don’t handle a ton of … Continue reading Kidney Stones and Frantic Shaving

I think I’m ugly. Sound familiar? We all seem to think we’re dogs. Like, in a bad way. Kind of a stupid insult, isn’t it? After all, dogs are adorable. What is an ugly animal we should choose instead? Ah, the Marabou stork. A hideous looking creature with crepe-like old lady skin, weird neck bulges … Continue reading To All my Fellow Grotesque Creatures