If you ask most women what one of their worst fears are, other than maiming and death, invariably most say it’s losing their hair. With good reason. Women’s beauty is linked to their hair. We spend ass tons of money, time, and effort on it. Perms, dying, cutting, blow-outs, extensions, all the shit. We’ve been … Continue reading Ceramic Elephants and Hair Club for Women
Do you ever feel like people hate your very guts? I think we all feel this way. Usually for no reason. Brains are cruel, cruel things, and they regularly lie to us about our looks, success, friends, and how well we think we can pull off a swimsuit. I’d say 99 out of 100 times, … Continue reading Do People Secretly Hate You? Probably.
My mom and I have an interesting relationship. She’s never been like your stereotypical mother who is nurturing, tells you she loves you-shit like that. She’s always been obsessed with genealogy, actually, and most of her days were spent on the computer, ignoring everyone for hours at a time. She would take us places and … Continue reading Rowboats and Shredded Lettuce